TattooShop.comAngelina, the Tattooed Lady
I heard this on the radio the other week and decided it was missing something - one of my awesome montages!
I will be so happy if I NEVER have to look her up on Google Images EVER AGAIN.
Lyrics by James Valentine, many thanks for your support!
Angelina, Angelina
Ms Jolie the tattooed lady
She has lips on which you could float
But its whats on her skin that's worthy of note
Angelina the ink wikipedia
Oh Angelina the queen of tattoo
She got Billy Bob on her arm when he was it
I don't want to say where she's got Brad Pitt
Let's hope he's the last 'cos on the next she will sit
Wears her heart on her skin does Angelina
Lala lala la lalal
Open a magazine and there she'll be
A wonder of pictures and calligraphy
So much to read wherever you look
If you sleep with her, you won't a need a book
When she strikes a pose in just the right attitude
There's all of her children in longitude and latitude
You'll swoon when you look at her body of knowledge
Learn more in a night than a year spent in college
Lala lalala
Oh Angelina, Angelina
The colourful Ms Jolie
On red carpet robed in silk and satin
You can't see her Sanskrit or her snatch of Latin
Oh Angelina, Angelina
A wonder of needle and ink
Flip her over and you'll be entranced
There's a tiger and dragon entwined in dance
Both shimmying their way up out of her pants
She's a circus Angelina
From top to toe there's words there for you
Why say it in English when you're inscribed in Urdu
When her shoulder is bare you can read old Cambodian
When she dies her skins going to the Smithsonian
Lal alal al
Oh Angelina, Angelina
Ms Jolie the tattooed lady
I don't mean to suggest that it's pornographic
Really it's more like the national geographic
Angelina, Angelina
So much there to enjoy
There's words on her to provide inspiration
'in places where usually there's just perspiratin'
She's found a whole new means of mass communication
That's why we all love Angelina
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